Because all of us need a little nuttiness this time of year ...
Make sure Santa can easily access your chimney.
Take a look around inside, too. Remove any offensive decor items,
Otherwise Santa may be short a few reindeer next year.
It might be best if parents supervise the provision of goodies for Santa.
Make sure you gas up your SUV for Christmas Eve, just in case it's needed.
I hope you're all finished with the shopping and wrapping and baking and madness. Now is the time to relax and enjoy your holiday.
Mele Kalikimaka, my friends, and Hau'oli Makahiki Hou to you all. May 2007 be a year of great thigs!
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