Skeet Shares
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Saturday, December 16, 2006
Your Twelve Days of Christmas
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six Santas a-hohohoing
Five Golden Girls
Four calling telemarketers
Three French fries
Two bottles of whiskey
And a chimp in a peach tree

LOL! My true love obviously either doesn't know me very well or is looking to drive me away. I'm allergic to peaches, I don't drink and punk rockers have no place in my life. As to the telemarketers ... well, that's just cruel! I think it's time for me to find a new true love!


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