For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve punk rockers drumming Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling Ten midgets a-leaping Nine ladies waltzing Eight alpacas a-milking Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating Six Santas a-hohohoing Five Golden Girls Four calling telemarketers Three French fries Two bottles of whiskey And a chimp in a peach tree

LOL! My true love obviously either doesn't know me very well or is looking to drive me away. I'm allergic to peaches, I don't drink and punk rockers have no place in my life. As to the telemarketers ... well, that's just cruel! I think it's time for me to find a new true love!

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